Lanyard, or badge-reel?

I see both types.

Personally, I feel like the lanyard drops into the bed and can be used as a weapon. I like the badge-reel, but the strings break a lot. I also have to wear a shirt underneath my uniform as I am allergic to some metals and the clips of the badge reels burn my skin.

As I explore getting away from the bedside, I look into being a lanyard kind of girl. There are so many cute ones!

Amazon has Lilly Pulitzer:

oooohhh but then I went to Etsy:

https://www.etsy.com/listing/846647911/lanyard-for-keys-neck-lanyard-keychain?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=lanyard&ref=sr_gallery-1-5&organic_search_click=1&

I’m in trouble.